As of now I guess I'm what you would call a traveler.  I have a lease, an apartment in Cleveland, Ohio. (MY LEASE ENDS IN AUGUST)  My family lives in Columbus, Ohio but I haven't been to my own apartment in 4 months!  I've been in Miami with my boyfriend, Mike - or Los Angeles at my apt here. 

I'm coming up on a choice I'm going to have to make. 

Stay in Cleveland and fly to photoshoots in Los Angeles?

Pay Two Rents and continue to live in Los Angeles?

Sublet, and trust a stranger with my personal belongings and my name on a lease?

Move to Florida for Mike?  (Least Likely Going to Happen)

So I'm making a list of pros and cons

CLEVELAND PROS

1. Cheap to live.  Living expensces are low. $899 for 2 bedroom downtown loft!
2. Lots of friends.
3. My family lives in Columbus, so close to family.
4. Photographers can easily fly me into Los Angeles.  I can work in LA and do nothing as home in Cleveland. (BE LAZY!)

CLEVELAND CONS

1. Cold as shit.
2. Away from Los Angeles and therefore, harder to go to auditions on a moments notice.
3. Away from Los Angeles, no more Playboy Mansion pool parties on a moments notice.
4. Away from all my friends in LA.
5. Harder to make contacts.
6. Cleveland is ghetto.
7. Cleveland has snow and I hate snow.
8. No modeling jobs in Cleveland

LOS ANGELES PROS

1. Better chances for my career to flurish in Los Angeles.
2. Sunny!  Beaches! Snow Capped Mountains!
3. More opprotunity.
4. Playboy Mansion Pool Parties!
5. Hollywood!
6. Celeb friends and making contacts.
7. ALL MY LOS ANGELES FRIENDS.
8. Status of living in Southern Cal, which I love   (So Sue Me!)

LOS ANGELES CONS

1. VERY far from my family.
2. VERY far from my boyfriend.
3. I'd have to figure out a way to ship my car out here or drive it cross country. (omg.)
4. VERY EXPENSIVE TO LIVE. ($4995 for 3 bedroom!)
5. People are all out for themselves
6. CUT THROAT.
7. Miss My Doggie, Gialla. (And my family of course lol)

 MIAMI PROS

1. Boyfriend
2. Sunny all day long, never below 80 degrees.
3. Warm all night long, never below 70 degrees.
4. Everybody is hot.
5. Boyfriend.

MIAMI CONS

1. I don't speak spanish!
2. I don't own white pants.

First off, if it's one thing I don't understand it's emo kids.  They are usually between the ages of 15-19 (Those are the years of guilt free fun!) and they are usually middle suburban white kids.  (Why are you complaining?)

#1.) You are WHITE.  Why the hell are you walking around pouting with your sad black makeup and skull shirt?  Seriously?  You're fucking white.  If black people were walking around all sad and shit, I'd get it.  They have a reason to be sad, the whole country for years [and still do] make fun of them.  Actually, all races get made fun of, instead of us!  You don't see asians walking around all sad and blue.  Suck it up, James!

#2.) Who told you cutting your wrist was cool?  What makes you think "SLASH SLASH" shirts or anything that has to do with a razor is cool?  That's not cool, that's creepy, and you're an idiot.

#3.) Girls jeans on Boys.  TAKE THEM OFF, ASSHOLE.  Be a fucking man!  You look like Princess Barbie in those jeans, and you need to eat.  Unless you're a supermodel, you need to eat.  You're a developing teenager and your fucking your body up.  If you're a boy and you're not gonna eat you might as well resign your penis and get tit implants.  I can give you some referrals.

#4.) Stupid Words.  HardxCore?  What the fuck is hardxcore?  Why is there an x there?  Why do you feel the need to put X's anywhere, at all?  What is it about that letter?  Why not I or Q?   Seriously, spit it out!

#5.) Scene?  What the fuck is a scene kid?  Is a scene kid like someone who goes out of their house as opposed to the emos?  I don't get it?  Why?  SOMEONE TELL ME WHY?

#6.) You drive a Toyota! - If you had as bad of a life as you should for the amount you complain, why are you driving a 1982 Chevette.  But noooo, you drive a normal car, such as a 2008 Toyota!  Fuck off!  If you wanna really be sad, ride a bike!  Somewhere like, I dunno -- Alaska.  Then come to me and tell you slit your wrists.

#7.) Tights, you're the only ones wearing them.  - What is it with these oversized shirts and sausage tights?  They're awful and nobody in fashion magazines is wearing them, except for you!   They are ok for working out but not wearing to the bar.  And especially paired with: mini skirts, high heals, and bangles.  HELLO 1986, I'M HOME!

#8.) The face you think being an emo kid means you are good as music - What the fuck are you doing with that Guitar?  Put it down, Ashley!  You are not a musician just because you think you are.  You suck balls!  And what's with you guys having a super retro music selection, like assorted 80's or even as far back as the Beatles.  Listen you stupid freaks, that's not your music.  That's mine, and my parents music!  Take it off your ipod, and go listen to some shitty ass "Jonas Brothers" or whatever the hell you guys listen to that nobody over the age of 18 cares about.

#9.) Neon Colors - It appears "scene" has taken a sharp turn towards the bright light in the past 2 years as my googling research has shown.  Apparently they now favor bright neon colors.  Again, WHAT THE FUCK??  Is the 80's coming back?  I mean like seriously, neon pink does nothing for that huge gaping space between you teeth, Samantha.

#10.) You think you're original - You're not.  Dark clothing and sad expressions arn't exactly a new thing.  You guys are like the pussies of Goth.  At least those goth bitches know what's up.  They take it to the full extent, you guys are like standing on the edge of Goth Mountain, about to jump off but turn back around and say "I don't know guys, looks pretty steep, wanna go grab some Jamba Juice?"